Street Fighter Power Rankings
( In Order of Coolness)

	1 - Zangief		Zangief was so cool that me and my friends would sometimes substitute Zangief for the word cool. The first time I saw Zangief do a 360 Piledriver, I almost peed my pants.
	2 - Akuma		Let me preface by saying that Ken and Ryu were the coolest fighters of their time. They had sweet kicks and could do fireballs (how cool is that?). Now reguarding, Akuma, the only thing cooler than something is an evil twin of something. Thats what the game designers must have thought when they made Akuma aka the Evil Ken and Ryu.
	3 - Ryu		Ryu was the sole reason I bought a Nintendo, well that and the fact I was a huge nerd and liked to play video games. Ryu had it all, cool foreign accent, sweet fighting gear, and killer moves that could take out a whole lot of bad guys.
	4 - Ken		The only reason that Ken slipped to #4 is because he is exact copy of Ryu except for the red karate gear and Americanized name. The game designers must have thought, "Hey! lets capitalize on the Ryu success and make an American version", Thus Ken was born.
	5 - Chun Li		Chicks are awesome! Chicks that can fight are even awesomer. Chun Li had probably the coolest and most formidable move ever in the turbo kick. My friend Walter used to gay out on everyone and pick Chun Li. He would back us into a corner where we couldn't escape and use the kick over and over again until we died.
	6 - M Bison		The only reason that M. Bison made it into the top 10 was the fact that he wore a cape, and we all know that capes are the coolest thing ever.
	7 - Blanka		I loved playing Blanka because of his electro-shock move. Walter hated that and it really was the only counter to the Chun Li turbo kick. I never did figure out if Blanka was some kind of genetic hybrid man-beast.
	8 - Dhalsim		Do I even need to say why Dhalsim made the list? For those who don't remember, Dhalsim had the ability to stretch his arms and legs really long in order to punch and kick people. I mean how cool would it be to be able to get stuff from the fridge without having to get up from the couch.
	9 - E. Honda		E. Honda was a former Sumo wrestler who joined the Street Fighter tournament. At first I was like "who gives a crap about Sumo wrestling" but then I saw his special move. E Honda can do the 1000 hand slap. If E. Honda was a pimp he could do the 1000 hand pimp slap. I get a headache thinking about how cool that would be.
	10 - Guile		Screw G.I. Joe, Guile was the REAL american hero. Guile is Bruce Lee meets James Dean.